Hahahahahahaha!!!

Okay, so here's a funny story:

This guy I know, I'll call him....Nick, has been texting me lately. He just broke up with his girlfriend and we know each other well. Anyway, he's started sending me those texts which precede the inevitable "so...wanna go out sometime?" text. And I really didn't want to have to deal with that because I really don't feel like that towards him. He's younger than me, for one thing, and he's just not my style...yeah...whatever.

So, around 9:30pm last night, Nick texts me and is like "hey - so sorry I didn't text you earlier, I was kinda busy..." And I decided to stop this thing right away and so I said, "oh, no prob. I spent the time talking to a guy in Cali" - meaning Slackerhorn. So he's like "just a random guy or you actually know him" and I was like "I make it a regular practice to flirt with random hot guys in Cali" and his response is: "I've been to cali - that count? ;) jking" - but it confirms my thoughts... So I was like "yeah, I know him. CAP" and then he's like bugging me even a bit more - like how I know him, etc. so I said "I spent two weeks with him last summer and will see him again on our one year anniversary" (Two weeks being COS and our being DK - lol :P ) And he's like "you're dating? long distance?" so I said "it's tough but :D" Because I didn't want to lie right out but I did want to annoy him...ish... And so he's all like "wow...and one year, that takes commitment..." lol.

And Slackerhorn was all laughing and cool with it too. I finally told him like two hours later simply because I didn't want to keep having to be mean to him.

But then he's all like, "oh so you're pretending to date? haha" And "we should pretend to date, lol but it'd be weird if we actually dated after fake dating" Oooookkkkkay?!

But Slackerhorn was nice about it and willing to play along. And there were a couple weird questions and all from people. I even changed my status on FB to say "to be or no be single: that is the question". And I got 6 guys (males) telling me all about relationships. LOL!! Like, no joke. I had a guy from USAFA SS, Caleb, a guy from COS and Bryan from bio co-op on FB, texting Nick and chatting with Kevin. It was insane lol...I literally could not keep track of the conversations.

And then weird conversations followed. And yeah.